Remember that time when all of your girl friends, sisters or whoever turned 16 and they had those awesome Sweet 16 parties? And after going to about 3 of them they stopped being cool? Well weddings are nothing like that. I'm sure there are a lot of people who hate weddings- whether it's because they have been too many, can't afford them or just have really weird tendencies where they could possibly hate something that offers free food (unlimited), open bar, dancing, and free entertainment in that all of the old people come out of the wood work, get wasted and more than likely make fools of themselves. Sounds pretty awesome to me.
Now that everyone I know is getting married, about to get married or thinking they might never get married -- I have started to develop a small fraction of the wedding gene that the majority of my girlfriends have had since birth. That 'developing gene' is being further enhanced by my never-ending obsession with watching 27 Dresses but that's another story all together and certainly does not need any recognition.
Anywho..my main reason for writing tonight is to ask the question: What is your favorite part about weddings? And you can't say open bar.
Grrrr
2 words: Electric. Slide.
ReplyDeleteFavorite part of a wedding? Hmmm. I think when they announce the wedding party and then the bride and groom and they just look so happy. That's probably my favorite part. I won't make a fool of myself while dancing though so please don't imitate my great moves!
ReplyDeleteWhen the Maid/Matron of Honor begins her speech, and starts to ball in the middle of the first sentence...
ReplyDelete...and in addition,
Why is it that every Best Man's speech requires the toaster to tell us all how long he's known the groom? He picked you as his Best Man, you don't need to qualify it, ok.
The open bar is pretty cool, but it kinda cost me an envelope with about a hundred bucks in it, soooo... Free?
I'm just sayin...
Word.
That this is perhaps one of only a few lifetime occasions where it is completely acceptable to be in a public place dancing without your shoes on.
ReplyDeleteevery wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
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