Such a Slap in the Face

I think the average person who knows me would say that I'm the happiest...or craziest person they know. Of course, I agree with this...for the most part at least. I would not classify my every day activities or behaviors as crazy. In fact, my mother just told me this morning that I'm 'high on life.' This was in reaction to two weeks of people at LBK asking me straight up if I'm on drugs. One time I didn't even know the person. Real nice.

Anyway, the slap in the face. Yes. Here's the thing. While I'm very happy...and have been for quite some time. Years in fact. But single life has made me happier than I ever thought I could be. There is just this one thing that's missing. Sex. Being single, at least for me, has been lacking sex on any sort of regular basis. Which is fine. I've been lacking consistent good sex for pretty much my entire life (ouch) but that's fine. The real kicker is this....

Every day I have a routine. I wake up, I make my bed and then I take a shower. After I get out of the shower and get dressed and what not, I go to my dresser and I take my trusty bc pill. If you can't figure out what that is, you're slow. And every morning when I take this 'precautionary' pill, I am reminded of the fact that I'M NOT EVEN HAVING SEX! And who needs that reminder every day?

It's bad enough that a couple of weeks ago...when I was in the Emergency Room twice in a three-day period...I had the idiots ask me to take yet another urine test after taking one 2 days prior and their reason being, "We need to confirm that you're not pregnant." I said (while in excruciating pain in my LUNGS).."Look. I am not taking another one of these tests. I did this 2 days ago and I can go right ahead and tell you that I'm NOT pregnant...so let's not talk about this anymore. " It was quite comical.

So I guess this is what I get for having nothing else to complain about for the most part. A reminder, every day, that while single life has been great...any sort of dry spell is not. At least I know that when things pick up again...hopefully soon...that I'll be prepared.

Lot of information in this post. I hope everyone can handle it. Enjoy the rain this weekend.