Sex is the Worst Thing...If it's the Only Thing

How's that for a title after not blogging for MONTHS!!! I'm constantly amazed at how long I can go without writing anything down. More often than not it explains my snappy attitude that comes out every now and again (more often than not lately at work) but it truly is therapeutic for me to write so I am going to make a conscious effort to start this glorious blog back up again.

So that no one is confused - I will still be writing about things I read (?), things I hear about, witness, want to witness...etc. in hopes that they are all along the same lines as what everyone else is experiencing and hence the foundation of a pretty decent conversation. I figure it's the least I can do when society is forcing us to speak in acronyms that are only known by the youth of America but being misused by our parents...some of them I should say. By no means am I referring to my mother here - the Facebook guru. She can do no wrong now that I have moved out of the house and want nothing more than for her to come visit me every day.

As usual - I have gone off topic. Sex. Yes. And casual sex at that. What in the hell is up with this topic? Never in my life have I heard more conflicting stories. But I'll tell you what - they are all GREAT stories which is why I figured this would make for a phenomenal blog.

I've taken it upon myself to compile all of the stories, the woes, the juice and everything else in the middle that pertain to this topic and summarize it in one sentence: Sex is the worst thing if it's the only thing. Great title for a blog post if you're looking for one. While casual sex has it's place in this world.. and I truly do believe that.. I've decided it's ultimately evil. Even when people I know have had what they describe as 'amazing sex with this guy on a regular basis but have no actual ties to' - they almost always come back to me with - 'Oh.. I haven't heard from him' or 'Oh...he asked if he could Facebook my friend.' Unless both parties involved have no interest in emotions - permanently - it really can only end badly. Or..if one of the parties involved has nothing but emotions but doesn't think they know what they want and therefore proceeds to act really awkwardly and off-putting in an effort to curb their immature ways..it's just bad news bears.

Regardless of the fact that I am now... finally.. living on my own in Red Bank...I have absolutely no desire to get involved in these shenanigans. I'd much rather go out and WALK to any of my favorite places and watch all of the madness unfold so that I can continue to come home...yes..alone...but to write about all of the wackiness I see during my adventures. You can all thank me some other time for keeping you entertained.

I would love to hear if you all have differing views. If you've had amazing casual relations and absolutely, in no way would you lead someone away from this glorious path. Just keep in mind - I'm not taking that bait. Just simply trying to make for a nice conversation. Can't wait to see what my mother has to say about this.

It's good to be back...